jupiters:

associating a song with with a person is a risky move

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gotitforcheap:

I think the friendliest rap ab lib of 2015 is in “antidote” by travis scott when he goes “party on a sunday” and the backing vocal track goes “THAT WAS FUN!” 

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Wtf is sephora

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

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Things I’ve actually heard college students say

mellarkish:

• “Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”
  
• “I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside" 
  
• “I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to" 
  
• “when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”
•  ”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”
  
•  ”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”
  
• “I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”
  
•  ”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”
  
• “why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”
• “i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”
• “yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”
• “I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian” 
• “I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”
• “instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”
  

feel free to add anything you’ve heard

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hoeonfilm:

Do you ever feel like you’re missing out on so much just because of being who you are and not someone else? Whenever I see a beautiful girl I wonder how it must feel to be that beautiful and if I’ll ever feel like that. Or when I see someone who’s confident and extroverted and I imagine how nice and easy it must be to be that way. Or when I see someone that’s my age who has already accomplished so much or been in so many places and experienced so many things, I can’t help but feel like time is falling from my hands like sand and I’m not getting better or going anywhere. I grew up watching movies and reading stories that made me believe that life was supposed to be constantly exciting and I haven’t felt that way many times and I just feel so stuck being myself. I wish I could be someone else for a while.

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